I hope this makes you laugh....

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along came a Game Warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman and said, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replied, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informed her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.
'Yes, but you have all the equipment . For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and report you".
'For reading a book?' she replied,
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informed her again.'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.. I'll have to take you in and report you.
''If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' said the woman.'But I haven't even touched you,' said the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
''Have a nice day ma'am,' he said and left.